..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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