There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
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He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
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