The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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