that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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