with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
FUCK WHALES
I'm both gender and math confused
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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