How'd it feel making her break her religion?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
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Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
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Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
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