do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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