I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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