It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
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I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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