don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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