so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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