so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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