Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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