I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
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i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
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I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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