Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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