He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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