Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I puked a lego.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
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Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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