is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
