you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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