the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
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I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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