If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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