your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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