covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
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It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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