what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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