honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
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She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
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Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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