no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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