you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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