I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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