idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
she smelled like a LAN party
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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