Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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