sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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