i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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