That's when you crack a 10am beer
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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