I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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