let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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