Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
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I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
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I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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