it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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