i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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