just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
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We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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