I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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