That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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