why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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