sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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