Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's the barista slut.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
My feet surprised me
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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