What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Can Purell be used as lube?
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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