foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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