Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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