Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
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i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
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Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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