All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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