I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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