Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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