why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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