you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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