If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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