I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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