Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
