And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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