What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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