her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
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I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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