Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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